Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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