My attitude based on how you treat me.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

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