" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND..
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND..
Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..
See his report..
Eng-02
Mat-05
Science-07
SST-08
Hindi-03
Total-25
Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi. ..open
5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,
They were called for an Identification parade.
When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di. ..open
Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !! ..open
" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"
Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?
JAY HIND.. ..open
Gujrati: Dimag tej hota hai!
Sardar: Kaise ?
Gujrati: Acha ye batao 1 kg chawal me,
Kitne dane hote hai.
Sardar: Pata nahi,
Gujrati ne use badam khilaya aur bola,
1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai.
Sardar: 12 ,
Gujrati: Dekha ho gaya na dimag tej…
Sardar: 2kg de yarr, bade kamal ki chij hai………….. ..open
Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata.. ..open
Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,
Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!
Replies the Parrot..!! ..open
Sardar was selling Parashut..
Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..
Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..
Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga.. ..open
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar: Battery low.
Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko.. ..open
Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.
Police: Kaun He Wo?
Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!! ..open
Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi.
Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le.. ..open
Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.. ..open
Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?
Srdr:10 rs. ka?
Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho. ..open
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle. ..open
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do. ..open
3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,
2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,
4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,
2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga.. ..open
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ..open
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!! ..open
Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out..
Cop asks: what is this?
Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya. ..open