Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti. Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta. ..open
Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..?? Best answer given ever :- Husband: Areh Pagli, Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin le jata hai kya.. ..open
Husband: Do U Know The Meaning Of WIFE.? It Means Without Information Fighting Everytime.. . Wife: No Darling, It Means.. With Idiot For Ever..! ..open

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!! ..open
Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena. Share it ..open
full form of wife W-without I-information F-figh E-evertime ..open

BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai. ..open
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey? ..open
wife.. . Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. . . Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. . . . Husband: maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? ..open

Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI ..open
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti ..open
husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain. bivi: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai. husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai. ..open

Blood bank wale uski wife ko prize dete hue kehte hi . . . . . Thank You!!! Apne nai piya, tabhi to hamne liya...................very very funny wife jokes ever ..open
पति- तेरे बाप की जले पर नमक छिड़कने की आदत गई नहीं। पत्नी- क्यों क्या हुआ? पति- आज फिर से पूछ रहा था कि मेरी बेटी से शादी करके खुश तो हो ना? 😁 ..open
Shadi ke 3 din bad patni apne pati se:- 'Suno ji aaj se aapke bina mai nahin aur mere bin aap nahin'... . . . . . Wahi patni shadi ke 10 sal bad pati se:- . . 'Uth kamime aaj ya to tu nahin ya mai nahin' ..open

Wife:Kal rat tum nind me mujhe galiyan de rahe the Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi huyee hai Wife:Kaisi galat-fhmi? Husb:Yehi ki me nind me tha. ..open
Wife- me america ja rahi hu apke liye kya gift lau. Husband- 1 american ladki Wife wapas aayi. Husband-gift? Wife-9 mahine intjar KARO ..open
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the. Share it ..open

Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na. Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai. ..open
Women are like Fruits... Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!husband wife jokes in english ..open

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