Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ?



Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!!



Boy : Achi movie hai na ?



Girl : Kutte ke pille..



Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ?



Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,,
Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu rah hai.. Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu… uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha.. Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me.. ..open
Gf : Mujhe Pizza khana hai Bf Pizza le aata hai Gf : Thanks Bf : Thanks se kaam nahi chalega Gf (sharmaate hue) : Acha to kissi chahiye??? Bf (gusse me) : Bakwas mat kar aadha pizza de mujhe ..open
Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola : ” Naya phone kab kharida…? ” Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain .. Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..? Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate … Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine …. ..open

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..? Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..? Bf : To..? Gf : Do dress dilwa dena. ..open
Ek bar tau ne tai ched di.. Tai tau ko gali dene lagi.. Paas se gujar rahe ek pache ne bola.. Kya huwa tau ..kya bat hai.. . . Tau : Kuch nahi beta … Beta Purana Transformer hai.. Char char kar raha hai… ..open
Girlfriend to his blind Boyfriend : Kash tum dekh pate mai kitni koobsurat hu , . Boyfriend : Itni khoobsurat hoti to , aankhe wale tujhe mere liye chor dete kya.. . . Andha hu …Ch***ya nahi …. ..open

Bf gf ke sath dinner pe gaya… Bf ne glass mein ghum rahe keede ko maar diya Yeh dekh gf chillayi : Kitne nirdayi ho tum, Main to itni sesitive hu ki ek chitti bhi mujhse mar jaye dukh hota h Tabhi waiter aa gya Waiter : Madam order? Gf : Bhaiya ek chicken , 2 Fish Soup Aur Ke Plate Kabab le aao.. ..open
Ladki gol-gappe khaa rahi thi 20-25 kha liye phir bf se pucha : 10 aur khaa lu??? Bf chilla kar bola : “Naagin” khaa le Gf ne apne bf ko ek ulte haath ka rasid kar diya… “Naagin” kisko bola bee Bf : Arey, maarti kyu hai?? Maine bola Naa-gin, khaa le ..open
Gf ka phone aata h bf ko Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..? Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..? Bf : To..? Gf : Do dress dilwa dena. ..open

Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!! Boy : Achi movie hai na ? Girl : Kutte ke pille.. Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ? Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,, ..open
Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai.. Girlfriend : Jaanu, batao jab main hasti hu to kesi lagti hu.? Boyfriend : Aisa lagta hain jaise, Nokia 1100 hang ho gaya ho. Girlfriend De Thapadh De Thapadh ..open
Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!! Boy : Achi movie hai na ? Girl : Kutte ke pille.. Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ? Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,, ..open

Girlfriend – Baby , Kal Mera Birthday Hai …., Boyfriend – Janu ,Advance Happy Birthday… Girlfriend – So sweat, Kya Gift Dega…., Boyfriend – Kya Chahiye tumhe …..?, Girlfriend – Ring …., Boyfriend – Ring Dunga Par Uthana Matlena….. Balance Nahi Hai ……! ..open
Boyfriend : I Love you ….. Girlfriend : Agar tujhe mai i love you too bol du to ? Boyfriend : Main khushi khushi jaan de dunga …… Girlfriend : Jaa nahi kehti mai ….. Jee le apni zindgi…. ..open
Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai : Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to.. Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the.. Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa .. Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo.. Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din.. ..open

Gf : Kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate dekh liya Bf : Ohhh … Fir kya huwa ? Gf : Jiska dar tha wahi huwa.. Papa ne bus ke kiraye ke paise le liye.. Humari family bahut strict hai.. ..open
Gf Bf aankho me aakhe dal ke kurkure kha rahe the.. Ladki sarmate huye : aaise mud mud ke kya dekh rahe ho.. Ladka : Thoda thoda kha moti… Muthi bhar bhar ke kha rahi hai… ..open
Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola : ” Naya phone kab kharida…? ” Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain .. Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..? Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate … Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine …. ..open

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha, . Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ? . Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !! . Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !! ..open

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